Random IM Messages

[Luca Valentine]

You all know how this works and if you don't then I can't be bother to explain them, 'cause I'm a lazy mother---! SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

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xXFrostyXx says:
lmao
you know... in spite of recent dmc events... I've come to accept Nero more now as an actual... credited dmc character, much much more than meth-head Donte
or as the people on Devil's Lair call him; Dino, [Dante in name only]
I say:
Nero is the voice of the Adam the Black Ranger, thus making all setbacks of his character forgivable.
Plus his sister is totally fuckable
But she has crabs
xXFrostyXx says:
lol
I say:
Worth it though
xXFrostyXx says:
I'm still pissed so much at DMC I might not even open a new DMC RP forum... ever
I mean capcom has succefully killed each and every one of my favorite game titles thats come from them
I say:
Operation: Destroy Capcom is a success then.
That's right. It was me, Frosty! It was me all along, Frosty >: }
xXFrostyXx says:
So I can soak you in gassoline and set you ablaze while skull fucking you with Alucard's 13mm jenova before pulling the trigger?
I say:
You have issues man. Serious issues.
And no by me I meant Clash

[«Ðaikus»]

xXFrostyXx says (2:41 AM):
so if Luca's a slut... then what is maricul going to be? o.o
Ayen says (2:42 AM):
An upstanding and model citizen?
Nah
Ayen says (2:43 AM):
Maricul is a more ruthless and forward slut. Luca is the subtle one and classy and doesn't make it obvious that she's a slut
xXFrostyXx says (2:43 AM):
lmao
xXFrostyXx says (2:44 AM):
two sluts... one forum... Two sluts enter, one slut leaves...

[Sasha/ Amoura]

Guillaume says
OL!
OL!
XD
Ginny Hutchings says
OL. Out loud. You made a new funny.
Guillaume says
I do those
and I do them OL
Ginny Hutchings says
Ah, the days of "tail".
Guillaume says
XD
Ginny Hutchings says
xD!!!!

[Sasha/ Amoura]

Ayen Matthews says
It's time to bring in Maricul
Whose in AW
Has
No
Interest
In
Sex

Ginny Hutchings says
O_____________O
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!

[Luca Valentine]

Dec 28, 2010 0:08:07 GMT -5 Sasha/ Amoura said:

Ayen Matthews says
It's time to bring in Maricul
Whose in AW
Has
No
Interest
In
Sex

Ginny Hutchings says
O_____________O
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN!

The surprise. Tis ruined

[.:Alex:.]

Shinta says:
Just found the funniest picture on 4chan
xLyziusx says:
Rule 1 and 2 newfag
Shinta says:
.... Well that's a first... I never meet other bros...
xLyziusx says:
Don't know what you're talking about, bro? I'm not your bro.
Shinta says:
touchè touchè...
xLyziusx says:
I WIN
Shinta says:
>>Implying that you win newfag
xLyziusx says:
....touchè yourself.

[«Ðaikus»]

xXFrostyXx says (4:25 PM):
So now the site has two horror people
the Queen of Horror, and the Horror Queen
Shinta says (4:26 PM):
It's gonna be a match up of who is more horrible
xXFrostyXx says (4:26 PM):
this oughta be fun to see... but wait... what if they join forces?
Shinta says (4:27 PM):
FUCK
xXFrostyXx says (4:27 PM):
LMAO you didn't see that one coming did you?
Shinta says (4:29 PM):
I did
xXFrostyXx says (4:30 PM):
and what did you see as the end result?
Shinta says (4:31 PM):
Val giving the doktor a chainsaw that shoots fireballs
xXFrostyXx says (4:31 PM):
yeah we're fucked

[Luca Valentine]

I say:
I should bring in Maricul to hit on Daikius, it would be wrong because in his world that's his mom so he'll stab her a lot.
xXFrostyXx says:
shoot her more often
I say:
It's how you show love.
xXFrostyXx says:
I can just see it... "God damn, even in this world your a fucking slut!"
I say:
-switch roles-
Now Ranko is the slut and Maricul is uninterested
xXFrostyXx says:
...
you horrible, horrible man...

[Zira/Lamia]

Cut out the lie says:
20:55:22
well now dident expect ot see u on that site
Zira Firestone say:
21:14:19
i wanted another place where i could scream fiiiiiiiiiire!
Cut out the lie says:
21:14:37
*faceplams*
Zira Firestone say:
21:15:00
*wins*
Cut out the lie says:
21:16:06
*pouts*

[Luca Valentine]

Zira Firestone says:
what should be zira's signature weapon this time around?
I say:
A flamethrower.
Zira Firestone says:
lol
you're joking
I say:
No.
Zira Firestone says:
O.O
alright give me a flamethrower
I say:
-Gives flamethrower-
Don't fuck up.

[Alexis Malaware]

Ayen says:
So the Alexis finally come out of her hole!
Alexis Malaware say:
what?
Ayen says:
I'm you! I'm your shadow!
Ask the father that you killed!
I'll send you to hell to meet him
DIE!
Alexis Malaware say:
that's right touch that wire and the c4 blows up along with the old man
so you're the one that the boss keeps talking about
special operations fox hound: revolver ocelot
this is the best handgun ever made the colt single action army
six bullets
more than enough to kill anything that moves
now i'll show you why they call me "revolver"
DRAW!
Ayen says:
Best villain ever!
Yet easiest boss fight in Metal Gear Solid.
Alexis Malaware say:
yep
Ayen says:
You still struggling with your bio?
Alexis Malaware say:
yep
Ayen says:
Need help?
Alexis Malaware say:
yep
Ayen says:
Can you say anything besides yep?
Alexis Malaware say:
yep
Ayen says:
You're gonna be like reversed Eric now? Always saying yep?
Alexis Malaware say:
yep
Ayen says:
Ayen is the greatest person ever!
No comment?
Alexis Malaware say:
yep

[Demetrios]

Ayen says:
- You = Demetrios?
I say:
- Indeed.
- He'd be my brand spanking new demon Ajerian.
Ayen says:
- Ah. Alexis is making an Ajerian too
I say:
- O rly?
Ayen says:
- Yeppers she just having a writers block
- Her thoughts are like a really bad BM; they just won't come out!
I say:
- ...
- Wonderful analogy, Ayen. Truly wonderful.
Ayen says:
- I'm here all week
I say:
- I'm sure you are...
Ayen says:
- In the trees, watching you sleep
I say:
- I sleep with Ryuk staring down at me from the poster above my bed. Probably not much of a problem.
Ayen says:
- ...
- -leaves-

[Matron-Adena]

Shinta says:
*THE LADY OF THE HOUR
Leah says:
*Shhh. Head hurts you're too loud.
Shinta says:
*Too much to drink last night?
Leah says:
*You were there.
Shinta says:
*Yes I was, and how many drinks did I buy you?
Leah says:
*6...
Shinta says:
*AND HOW MANY DID YOU DRINK!?
Leah says:
*8......
Shinta says:
*So, STFU about your head hurting you did it to yourself!
Leah says:
*Theres a time in my life, where I hope you fall into a never ending pit and tumble for the rest of your life... And just when you're used to tumbling and you're enjoying it. SPIKED FUCKING FLOO

[«Ðaikus»]

[e-mail] says (11:29 PM):
I hate black people
xXFrostyXx says (11:30 PM):
lol, so inturn, do you hate yourself? o.O
[e-mail] says (11:30 PM):
Like honestly. I think the leader of the KKK died and he was reincarnated as a nigger to spite him and I'm him.

[Sasha/ Amoura]

Kap'N Kasi Krunch a says
Hopefully this'll be my last move for a really long time.
Ginny Hutchings says
Here's hoping go stab Frosty for me.
Kap'N Kasi Krunch a says
I know, I'm like 2 1/2 hours from him. It's so tempting
Ginny Hutchings says
XD
Kap'N Kasi Krunch a says
Cause like on one hand I can spend the money in gas and stab him, or on the otherhand, I can spend the money in gas and run him over.
Ginny Hutchings says
Hmmmm. Run him over.
Kap'N Kasi Krunch a says
that's mean
but I like it
Ginny Hutchings says
And if he's alive, back up, and run over him again. If that fails, get out and stab him.
Kap'N Kasi Krunch a says
Noooo you don't stab him if he's alive after the second run down, you chain his foot up to the back bumper and drag him back home.
Ginny Hutchings says
This little Frosty cried "OUCH OUCH OUCH!" all the awy home.
Kap'N Kasi Krunch a says
And if he survives that, then honestly, he's a keeper.
Ginny Hutchings says
^
But he may be far too gone to be a funcional person. Maybe the KFC fcan finish him off.
Kap'N Kasi Krunch a says
Bucket of Frosted flakes.
Ginny Hutchings says
Frosted butts.
Only, his ass will be chaffed from the dragging.
Kap'N Kasi Krunch a says
And when you arrive, STOMP THE BREAK
Ginny Hutchings says
Then he'll be a flying snowman =D
Kap'N Kasi Krunch a says
YES
Ginny Hutchings says
And go slapt on someone's window.
*splat, even.