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Post by Tori Jacobs on Jan 15, 2011 12:36:16 GMT -5
Alucard: Hmmm. Seems to be whole. Perhaps we should just shoot him? Ranka: I don't realy care about what you do Alucard... Nor of the idiotic way your doing it. Alucard: Fine. I really don't believe in slaughtering humans for no reason. But perhaps you would like a bite to drink from him? Ranka: When I'll want a drink, I'll rip open the throat of my prey... myself
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Post by Aper on Jan 15, 2011 14:25:27 GMT -5
Alucard: Hmmm. Seems to be whole. Perhaps we should just shoot him? Ranka: I don't realy care about what you do Alucard... Nor of the idiotic way your doing it. Alucard: Fine. I really don't believe in slaughtering humans for no reason. But perhaps you would like a bite to drink from him? Ranka: When I'll want a drink, I'll rip open the throat of my prey... myself I love how this is virtually one of the first things Eric and I ever RPed together, and even today it is being remembered! You sir, are getting an exalt! ;D
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Post by Tori Jacobs on Jan 16, 2011 8:18:45 GMT -5
Do you know what is insanity, Sparda?
Repeating the same task, over and over, expecting different results. -Tajna Rasha
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Post by Aper on Jan 17, 2011 2:58:27 GMT -5
‘‘Dire il nome del sangue che deve prima tatto mie lame.’’
-Aper
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Post by Zira/Lamia on Jan 17, 2011 3:19:50 GMT -5
"They felt no pain. They were granted their wish of submitting to the temptations they tried to resist for so long. Husbands wanted to cheat on their wives, the other men wanted to have a one night stand with a beautiful woman and the barmaid wanted to forget her Christian faith and share physical pleasures with another woman. Now none of them have to worry about being denied heaven and being sent to hell."
Maricul: Queen of unnecessary monologues.
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Post by Sasha/ Amoura on Jan 17, 2011 6:14:27 GMT -5
"BACKSTREET'S BACK! ALRIGHT!" -Amoura
"OH, JACOB!"- Dante
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Post by Maricul on Jan 17, 2011 8:50:09 GMT -5
"I CANNOT DIE! MY POWER IS BEYOND THIS! I AM THE NO LIFE KING!" "No, you're fucked." -Alucard and Arix in Yall want a single?
"BY ORDER OF THE ABYSS, AND WITH THE INFORMATiON OF THE COUNCIL, YOU ARE ORDERED TO CEASE ALL EXISTENCE, THUS DEATH." -The Keeper making his advance on Devil May Cry in The Keeper
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Post by Sasha/ Amoura on Jan 17, 2011 21:03:33 GMT -5
Say fook dat. Fook dat fook dat.
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Post by «Ðaikus» on Jan 17, 2011 21:52:12 GMT -5
Say fook dat. Fook dat fook dat. Someone has been listening to emeniem a lot haven't they?
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Post by Sasha/ Amoura on Jan 17, 2011 22:08:05 GMT -5
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Post by Aper on Jan 18, 2011 0:05:35 GMT -5
Oh Jonathan Davis... I want to marry his voice sometimes XD
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Post by Maricul on Jan 18, 2011 8:46:35 GMT -5
"Finally found you, you fucking cock munching bitch. I never knew it would be so hard to find a damned tramp. Who's this fuck? He your lawyer or some shit?"
"Not quite. This is The No Life King. King this is... What was your name again?"
"Who cares? Now now, is that any way to talk to a worthless bitch? I've met your kind before. Stupid, ignorant, every other word a mouth full of sin and filth. Piecing together a sentence as if you were in a whore house bending her over. I am a lawyer, I am a judge, I am the executioner, I am the Spokesman of Insanity himself. A pleasure, the underworld calls me Alucard."
-Daikus, Maricul and Alucard in A New Home
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Post by «Ðaikus» on Jan 18, 2011 10:20:55 GMT -5
"These bitches are giving me a fucking headache. Get off your asses and actually work to beat these guys or you all will have ME to deal with."
- Dante in exegesis
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Post by Alexis Malaware on Jan 18, 2011 10:32:28 GMT -5
*After using his gauntlet as a shield*
Arix, "Unexpected shield, I know."
_______________________
Amon, "Now now, know better manors. We don't need to dishonor our 'honorable' hosts in their own castle afterall."
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Post by Maricul on Jan 18, 2011 13:07:56 GMT -5
I'M GOING OLD SCHOOL!
20 foot pole weight at the back part minus what strength is takes to hold it at the end minus who much you must use to swing it = a tap on my end, or the fact that I could just dodge the slow end of it :P:P
'Doesn't matter how big or strong a weapon or attack is... If it can't land then it is worthless.'
War is good for ridding of people... Putting natural order in balance, and if guys really hate their wives, they go into war, cheat on them with a foreign chick and divorce their wife in another country so they don't get half of what he has...
Eric: Oy Shinta, wasn't your grandpa in Veitnam? Shinta: No... my Uncle was though Eric: what happened to him when he came back? Shinta: Got arrested Eric: WAH! Why? Most of them got spit on or stoned by rocks! Shinta: He stuffed a Viet Cong body in his duffle bag... He was going to Mantle it in his front room like a trophy...
Eric: Whats 0+1? Shinta: 1... Eric: Are you sure its not fish? Shinta: I'm... wait... that boggles the mind, 0+1 can be anything... Eric: See... Shinta: It's 1 you tard...
Shinta: So... I think if I carry the 1 over and devide the fraction I'll get 8 inches... Eric: Dude... Your asking someone who slept threw Geography... Shinta: This is geometry you tard! Eric: Same difference, your measureing a damn tree..
Eric: Is that an Ugly fruit!? Val: No its a advance mixture between a orange, cantallope, and raddish... Eric: so in human word sits an Ugly Fruit Val: No, its a super ugly fruit
Ranka - It was god who created man, but it was an aple that teached them everything about life! Friend - No more bible for you...
Eric: I think god is nothing but a fake *House gets hit by lightning* I mean he hasn't givin' me one damn thing that ass *again* He just sits up there and laughs at my misery *again* Shinta: Eric shut the hell up! Your house might catch fire! Eric: Why? I mean he's a fake! *house hit by lightning again* Val: Shut up idiot! I mean what are you trying to prove! Eric: That I'm a lightning rod
Eric: I'm a lightning rod!
Lightbulb breaks sending a surge of lightning threw him.
Eric: What happened?! I'll tell you what happened! First, Heaven said screw you, then! they threw me to Hell, EVERYONE ran, I took the throne for 12 seconds! Yes 12! Then The Devil shot my ass with fire and sent me back to deaths gates... So I then killed him and now I'm death... End of story :B
Kasami: Oy... broke my leg, so I might not be on the computer considering I cannot sit at my desk without my leg being hoisted inbetween the cramped space... Eric: Broke your leg? Wait, don't tell me you were sky diving in Cali and then noticed you had no chute... Kasi: Eric, sometimes I wonder about you... Eric: Oh you do, do you? Kasi: Next time I visit Louisiana i'm gonna kill you... Eric: I'll supply you with the knife Kasi: No, i'll use the Frosty blade I stab him with... Eric: NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE IMPALED BY A CORRODED KNIFE WITH HIS!!! BLOOD ON IT!
Ranka : *Shoots Barney* Maricul and Alucard stares in amazement... Ranka removes ear plugs Ranka : Silence... The world's greatest gift.
Barney Haters! *puts his own share of bullets into barney* He's only a pedifile!
Talking about Arix's left arm
}{Suiclide}{ says: thats his fail safe, his left arm to be exact holds the key to his main power, but it isn't just made of dimond glass, it's also slightly organic }{Suiclide}{ says: so if it takes damage, it heals with him }{Suiclide}{ says: so lets see it like this, He has what every rapper wants, HUGE BLING
Alucard: Does having an audience with your sins make you feel better? If thats the case, allow me to give you the headache of your life *procees to loading a full clip of bullets into foes head.*
LOL! I abid for my own crime, hence, I am the Devil who lurks in my pocket... I mean, life... meh, I never get that quote right...
How can I be the death of you when I'm already the death of myself?
*Yes that was just a lead on quote*
Eric on roof with dirt bike Val: Eric? Eric: Oy? Val: Nvm... Eric: Woot!
minutes later... A body bag is ordered...
'Tempt me... and i'll rip your arm off and beat you with it...'
yes... my classic quote from DS
Yes... I say wait in a corner and let me kill them...
"I don't abid by the laws of underestimation... It's either kill or be kill"
There is a law of underestiamtion... dont underestimate your foe... Period, but I don't have to, because:
'my only motivation is death, and I keep it as a art.'
"Divide your chances of survival and cut it in half, thats how much of a body you'll have left when i'm done."
Npc's are fun to toss around, when they are badass Npc's that is, so, to quote Alucard,'I'll send you to an all expence paid trip to, 'eternity in hell'.'
'So... The cut up angel wishes to retort for his sins?'
'Fear Hath no fury, fear is just a chemical in the brain that sends signals to the rest of the body while I kill you.'
Shinta: Explode a nuclear bomb outside the coast of California... The Trade Winds will take care of the rest by bringing nuclear materia across the country... Then do one outside of England, in the middle of Russia, South America, and Japan... That way no one will be alive when I take over... Eric: You know this how? Shinta: Study the winds patterns tard... Eric: TERRORIST!!!
'Life, Death, who cares... As long as i'm the one delivering it...'
Arix: Sorry Sister... but if you really want to live, you'll have to kill me. Sazon: Arix! you fool! You don't see what has happened!? Father was using us! Arix: Indeed, I know this, but in the end, I was the one using you. Proceeds to impaling her Sazon: Fool... Arix: Indeed... This fool gets the last laugh my little sister... *stabs her again.*
Babe, trust me, they met their worse nightmare when Eric met me...
More like
*Gets on bike, crashes into trampalline, flips into the side of the pool breaking it and getting soaked..*
"Well, I hit the water!"
Police: *com to man holding hostages* We'll get you what ever you wan! Man: I want some coffee! A bigger office, my old job back, and a new car with *crappy* gas milage! Police: How about the New F2000-SUX?
Angel: ERIC! Me: DIDN'T DO IT! Angel: Never said you did... Wait... What did you do! Me: Nothing... Angel: Do I have to stick your nose in it?! Me: OY! I'm Not a dog! Angel: Some times I wonder about men... I mean, we tye them up on a leash and train them to act to our bidding... Me: No you don't! Angel: Get me a coke... Me: K... Wait!
Integra - Diplomacy is a learned art. Ranka - So is murder...
Seras - We will not be caught by suprise! Ranka - Almost everyone I've killed uttered similar last words... Seras - Then I'm glad your on my side... Ranka - They've often said that too
Seras- So, this is Umbrella? Alucard- No, this is a building... It carries Umbrella... Seras- Smart Ass...
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Me - Wonder what Alucard does in his spare time... Eric - Plays with a puppet of Himself and Alexander fighting...
Angela: Aww, look at the Puppy Eric: Blah blah blah, who cares? Angie: I do! Eric: So! You're an Elf! No one listens to the Elves! Angie: You know what?! Eric: Yes! I'm taller then you and your short! Get over it Elf! *Proceeds to scene of a shoe hitting me in the head* Eric: OY! Angie: Rock Golems are so stupid...
Eric: Your not unstopable! I'll put down road spikes and flatten your tired! Arix: tard... I'm in a Air plane Eric: Then i'll get AA to blow it out of the sky Arix: Nope i'm parachutting right now Eric: And I have a bomb- Arix: Well they're dead, killed them this morning remember Eric: Oh yeah... Arix: Try the nuclear device Eris: YES! LAUNCH THE MISSILES! Arix: To bad I rigged them to blow up when they try to launch, now you killed yourself Eric: DAMNIT! *So bored we made up a game of war on paper... and this is how we play
*Finds squirrel* HEY! ITS JIMMY
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