Post by Tori Jacobs on Jan 12, 2011 2:01:33 GMT -5
Sorry outsiders, the following will contain inside information 
So... IT WAS ALL OUT WAR!
HUMAN WORLD VS. COUNCIL OF LEGION VS. LEGION OF ABYSS!
Ranko and Arix team up to take on Tajna "I'll suck your fucking soul out!" and killed him. OMG A COUNCIL OF LEGION CHARACTER ACTUALLY DIED! Ross just pooped himself.
Somehow Ranko steals his powers, I don't fucking know how but now she's able to suck out souls and control time. What the fuck? All right so Amoura is still dead, in hell, where she's confronted by Dantefag. Dantefag talks about something, taunts her, talks some more about a plot device, I guess the reason he turned evil because this was before the whole evil Dante was actually a fake Dante. THEN THEY FIGHT IN THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!
So Hellsing and Devil May Cry are trying to hold back an Abyss assault. This is where we see the unholy tag team of ALUCARD AND ARIX MOTHER FUCKERS! They're fucking Abyss grunts side ways for Veran's sake! We see Dranex somewhere and he's all, "I'M PERFECT BABY!" and then Ranko suck out his soul and his body falls limp to the ground. OMG ANOTHER COUNCIL OF LEGION CHARACTER HAS DIED!
At this point Validus is just hanging out going, "Yeah you see that destroyed city over there? I did that." Ranka says hello with 16mm bullet and the epic battle of awesomenss that never got to happen, happened and Validus gets away with barely his ass still in one piece because a pissed off Ranka is a dangerous Ranka.
So Alucard and Arix are raping Abyss grunts until Kasi and Latest shows up. Alucard faces Kasi and Arix faces Latest (lol Shinta plays with himself) two epic battles going on at once. Soooo as they say in Wrestling, Alucard over Kasi and Arix over Latest. OMG MORE COUNCIL OF LEGION CHARACTERS ARE DEAD!
Somewhere Tousokou shows up and is all, "Let play a children card game." well Ranko uses Tajna power to suck up his monsters souls then Ranka comes up and is all, "I have a game. 52 card pick up." he shoots his desk and his cards go flying and Tousokou screams, "NOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL CARDS!" Tousokou dies. OMG ANOTHER COUNCIL OF LEGION CHARACTER IS DEAD!
So yeah we still have Abyss running around well Sparda and Sazan does something stupid and summon the almighty and powerful Kel. Kel is released and starts destroying every Abyss soldier that he walks by. Meanwhile Validus is all injured from facing Ranka and who does he run into? The Fucking Shackled Lord, bitch! Only he's not shackled OMG! So Validus dies by his aura alone and OMG ANOTHER COUNCIL OF LEGION MEMBER IS DEAD! Okay I'm done with the all caps lock.
So while Kel is killing what's left of the Abyss he has an epic battle with The Keeper and then The Unshackled Lord. Dante and Amoura are still fighting in hell until Daikus shows up and it becomes a 2 on 1. Daikus cuts Dante's face in two to get revenge for years of neglect and Maricul shows up. And guess what? Maricul was working with evil Dante all along. Daikus kills her and piss on her ashes then Dante kicks his ass and Amoura kills Dante.
Double take.
Amoura killed Dante. Yeah you heard that right. Very bloody. And I know I promised but
OH MY GOD THE ENTIRE COUNCIL OF LEGION IS DEAD!
So the Abyss are gone, Council of Legion are gone, Kel leaves, Amoura's still in hell, nobody knows where the hell Vergil is and what happens next? Well summoning Kel upset the natural order of things allowing Veran giant face to pop out of nowhere and give Amoura a death glare.
Death glare! He has a death glare on Amoura! Don't ask me how I could tell because he always wear a mask. So Amoura over comes her fear and charges into the giant face of Veran.
[/end dream]
Now you all know I hang around you too damn much.
So... IT WAS ALL OUT WAR!
HUMAN WORLD VS. COUNCIL OF LEGION VS. LEGION OF ABYSS!
Ranko and Arix team up to take on Tajna "I'll suck your fucking soul out!" and killed him. OMG A COUNCIL OF LEGION CHARACTER ACTUALLY DIED! Ross just pooped himself.
Somehow Ranko steals his powers, I don't fucking know how but now she's able to suck out souls and control time. What the fuck? All right so Amoura is still dead, in hell, where she's confronted by Dantefag. Dantefag talks about something, taunts her, talks some more about a plot device, I guess the reason he turned evil because this was before the whole evil Dante was actually a fake Dante. THEN THEY FIGHT IN THE ULTIMATE BATTLE OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!
So Hellsing and Devil May Cry are trying to hold back an Abyss assault. This is where we see the unholy tag team of ALUCARD AND ARIX MOTHER FUCKERS! They're fucking Abyss grunts side ways for Veran's sake! We see Dranex somewhere and he's all, "I'M PERFECT BABY!" and then Ranko suck out his soul and his body falls limp to the ground. OMG ANOTHER COUNCIL OF LEGION CHARACTER HAS DIED!
At this point Validus is just hanging out going, "Yeah you see that destroyed city over there? I did that." Ranka says hello with 16mm bullet and the epic battle of awesomenss that never got to happen, happened and Validus gets away with barely his ass still in one piece because a pissed off Ranka is a dangerous Ranka.
So Alucard and Arix are raping Abyss grunts until Kasi and Latest shows up. Alucard faces Kasi and Arix faces Latest (lol Shinta plays with himself) two epic battles going on at once. Soooo as they say in Wrestling, Alucard over Kasi and Arix over Latest. OMG MORE COUNCIL OF LEGION CHARACTERS ARE DEAD!
Somewhere Tousokou shows up and is all, "Let play a children card game." well Ranko uses Tajna power to suck up his monsters souls then Ranka comes up and is all, "I have a game. 52 card pick up." he shoots his desk and his cards go flying and Tousokou screams, "NOOOOO MY BEAUTIFUL CARDS!" Tousokou dies. OMG ANOTHER COUNCIL OF LEGION CHARACTER IS DEAD!
So yeah we still have Abyss running around well Sparda and Sazan does something stupid and summon the almighty and powerful Kel. Kel is released and starts destroying every Abyss soldier that he walks by. Meanwhile Validus is all injured from facing Ranka and who does he run into? The Fucking Shackled Lord, bitch! Only he's not shackled OMG! So Validus dies by his aura alone and OMG ANOTHER COUNCIL OF LEGION MEMBER IS DEAD! Okay I'm done with the all caps lock.
So while Kel is killing what's left of the Abyss he has an epic battle with The Keeper and then The Unshackled Lord. Dante and Amoura are still fighting in hell until Daikus shows up and it becomes a 2 on 1. Daikus cuts Dante's face in two to get revenge for years of neglect and Maricul shows up. And guess what? Maricul was working with evil Dante all along. Daikus kills her and piss on her ashes then Dante kicks his ass and Amoura kills Dante.
Double take.
Amoura killed Dante. Yeah you heard that right. Very bloody. And I know I promised but
OH MY GOD THE ENTIRE COUNCIL OF LEGION IS DEAD!
So the Abyss are gone, Council of Legion are gone, Kel leaves, Amoura's still in hell, nobody knows where the hell Vergil is and what happens next? Well summoning Kel upset the natural order of things allowing Veran giant face to pop out of nowhere and give Amoura a death glare.
Death glare! He has a death glare on Amoura! Don't ask me how I could tell because he always wear a mask. So Amoura over comes her fear and charges into the giant face of Veran.
[/end dream]
Now you all know I hang around you too damn much.
