Flashback To Endgame

[Sasha/ Amoura]

Narrator: Ah, yes, who doesn't miss Endgame? The character development, the drama--

Amoura: DAMMIT WHY?! WHY WORLD?! WHYYYY? /wrists and clings to Quicksilver while whispering "M'preciooouuuussss".

Narrator: ...yes, anyways--

Maricul: I'M SO FUCKING HORNY! ADAM! GET OVER HERE! *cracks whip*

Adam: <: *whipping boy*

Ranko: Yeah, that's all he's been good at. Fuck meat.

Adam: >8

Narrator: FOR FUCK'S SAKE! LET ME TALK--

Ranka: *puts gun to his head* Shut up.

Amoura: YOU'RE ALIVE?!

Validus: You're not *rips out her heart and runs off with it* That's a real heart attack she's got there!

Amoura: I'm--*dies*

Ranka: ...*goes on murderous rampage*

Sparda and Michael: ...this sucks.

Narrator: ...okay, maybe there was too much drama--

Michael: Marry me? <:

Sazan: <3 <3 <3

Narrator: ...okay, now that's cute. Adorable, even.

Dante: FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU DESTROYED MY SHOP! THE HELL?!

Ghost Amoura: QQ'ing *drifts around*

Sparda: Not our fault.

Dante: *cusses out his dad*

Daikus: *dies like a boss. Appears in AW*...Well...fuck.

Narrator:...I'm done.

[Maricul]

Ranka was responsible for about 85% of the drama on site.

Maricul was the other 15%

[Aper]

Hmmm...

Ranka cured Maricul of her STD's by blasting off her crotch, silmutaneously giving her an inferiority complex. Ranka went a little psycho after fighting Alucard.

Ranka betrayed Amoura and all of his allies, making them doubt in their mission and try to go after him. Amoura went in crisis mode and died. Ranka went in homocidal mode.

Tajna Rasha gave Sparda an inferiority complex and used the almighty power of sarcasm as a mean to predict fights. Dranex made DMC go ''Oh shit'' with his shinning muscles and superiority complex...

I could say I played a hand in a solid 40% of the drama - you're giving me too much credit

[Zira/Lamia]

Amoura, "I'm bringing Emo back. All you other Emos don't know how to angst."

[Demetrios]

Inferiority complex? That's putting it kinda mildly. Sparda's greatest success was his handy defeat of Maricul on Fortuna, and if I remember correctly, that was his first fight. Only went downhill from there; it's pretty embarrassing to look back on how horribly I misjudged the Council and Abyss.

Time will tell if I've learned anything since then.

[Sasha/ Amoura]

Jan 17, 2011 14:29:44 GMT -5 Zira/Lamia said:

Amoura, "I'm bringing Emo back. All you other Emos don't know how to angst."

Pretty much.

"Emo booooy. You see these scars I'm a emotionaaaaaaal. I'll let you cut me if I misbehave. It's just that no one makes me cry this way."

[Fukari Kallaway]

Jan 17, 2011 12:18:28 GMT -5 Aper said:

Dranex made DMC go ''Oh shit'' with his shinning muscles and superiority complex...

I always imagined Dranex walking up to Kasi in the Council and going, "Hi baby you want to hang with me? I'm perrffect!"

[«Ðaikus»]

Jan 18, 2011 13:17:14 GMT -5 Fukari Kallaway said:

Jan 17, 2011 12:18:28 GMT -5 Aper said:

Dranex made DMC go ''Oh shit'' with his shinning muscles and superiority complex...

I always imagined Dranex walking up to Kasi in the Council and going, "Hi baby you want to hang with me? I'm perrffect!"

roflamo, I like this.