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[Maricul]

Your friendly neighborhood rape victim presents

Adena: -walking around The Dune Sea- La, la, la.
Alucard: ADENA YOU BITCH I SMACK YOU IN THE FACE!

-The two collides and an epic confrontation commences-

AJERIAN WARS!
The Parody

Daikus: -Fighting off Abyss- Why did I take this stupid assignment?
Vetis: GREEN EYES!
Daikus: Whoa! That guy has green eyes I better watch myself.
Syrun: I LOOK LIKE RANKA! -bites Daikus-
Daikus: YOU JUST FUCKED UP!

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Maricul: -Takes a step further and triggers a mine that sends hot searing silver spikes through her body- "AHHHHHHHHHH!"
Fukari: -Stands up ahead looking badass-

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Gui: I've been referenced a lot so far. Just saying.

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Eric/Shinta/Ayen: OH, THE BAUR FLEW OVER THA OCEAN! THE BAUR FLEW OVER THA OCEAN! THE BAUR FLEW OVER THA OCEAN TO SEE WHAT HE COULD SEE!
Adena: SHUT UP!
Eric/Shinta/Ayen: ...
ಠ_ಠ: You're my new hero.

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The Keeper: I AM THE KEEPER! FEAR MY AWESOME POW---!
Cyris: -Rips off The Keeper's ass- Should have used your inside voice.

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Kasi: -Repeatedly stabs Frosty in the face-
Frosty: Are you done?
Kasi: Shh. -Takes out chainsaw and begins cutting him in two-

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Alexis Malaware: -Looks at Judgment- Do I know you?
Her Judgment: -facepalms-
Frosty: -facepalms-
Ayen: -facepalms-
Shinta: Where's a tiger when I need one? Come out of nowhere and mauls your stupid ass.

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Tori: I'm Tori Jacobs, what's your name?
Zira Firestone: ........
Tori: And what's your name?
Zira Firestone: ........
Tori: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth you STUPID BITCH!?
Zira Firestone: ...................!

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Adena: I'm not Jesus but I can turn water into kool laid.
Sasha: Wooooooow! OMG SHINY!

*Moments Later*

Sasha: Shiny! -Trying to get a demon claw-
David: Get off me, woman!"
Sasha: SHINY! -Tears off David's arm that has the demon claw on it- MINE!
David: -Bleeds to death and dies-

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Adam: I can kick yo butts!
Ross: Time to see what I've learned.
Gui: -Appears in Ross' mind bubble- Remember, Ross. Mind rape him from the waist up.
Ross: !

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Maricul: The spider claims the fly trapped in her web.
Fukari: Which one of us is the spider?
-Silver grenade planted in Mari's pocket explodes-

THE END!
Roll Credits!

[Fukari Kallaway]

LMAO!

Alexis Malaware: -Looks at Judgment- Do I know you?
Her Judgment: -facepalms-
Frosty: -facepalms-
Ayen: -facepalms-
Shinta: Where's a tiger when I need one? Come out of nowhere and mauls your stupid ass.

Oh fuck you, bitch!

[«Ðaikus»]

LMAO fucking pwned alexis, fucking pwned. Looks like Ayen got his revenge for that thread you trashed him in.

[Zira/Lamia]

lol spiders.

Alucard sung about them in his battle with Adena
Maricul brings them in and use them as a weapon
And the most epic quote of the site this far references spiders

Also that is an AWESOME remix of the Spider Man Theme.

[«Ðaikus»]

hahahaha nice....

I still like the Aerosmith cover of the spiderman theme better though.

[Maricul]

Jan 21, 2011 7:48:32 GMT -5 «Ðaikus» said:

hahahaha nice....

I still like the Aerosmith cover of the spiderman theme better though.

I'm the opposite although I was listening to the remix above since I was a kid long before the movie and the Aerosmith remix came out so, it never stood a chance.

[Zira/Lamia]

Have you actually listened to the Aerosmith's version in full?



Give it a listen.

[Maricul]

Okay I take it back that one was better.

[Sasha/ Amoura]

Adena: I'm not Jesus but I can turn water into kool laid.
Sasha: Wooooooow! OMG SHINY!

*Moments Later*

Sasha: Shiny! -Trying to get a demon claw-
David: Get off me, woman!"
Sasha: SHINY! -Tears off David's arm that has the demon claw on it- MINE!
David: -Bleeds to death and dies-

Yeah, Sasha would do that, too >.>